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office could be friendlier, which is why
I think wearing name tags with your

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favorite movie on them is actually a
great idea.

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Oh, did I tell you I think I found an
apartment?

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You promised me that we were going to
stand in awkward silence.

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You're funny.

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It's in this up-and-coming neighborhood
called Muto.

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Cute, right?

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Muto is short for murder town.

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Oh, so that's why the kitchen had drains
in it.

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Oh, finally. I hope these are worth the
wait. Hi, I'll have two bear claws, a

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chocolate scone.

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everything.

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Is there something cute in East Charm
City?

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Oh, near the cute insane asylum?

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Or near the cute abandoned mannequin
factory where all the pedophiles live? I

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have to increase my price range.

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Mm-hmm.

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Anyone else stay in a hotel carved out
of ice this weekend?

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I flipped on a pile of clothes that my
weed dealer's mom played.

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Harrowing.

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Anyway, I was in Iceland at the Wayne
Industries manager's retreat. You were

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in Greenland.

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There was a lot of ice.

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Anyway, our division has made a lot of
noise because this one has whipped. you

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all into shape.

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I don't need to tell you why you should.
I regretted it immediately.

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They are green lighting your anti-rubble
umbrella.

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That's amazing!

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The Rumbrella.

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Strong, stylish, lightweight.

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Just like you, Teddy. Thank you.

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That's fantastic.

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We will have it done by the end of the
week.

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Harper's gonna be like, what?

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Who's this lot of badasses?

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Let's give them more...

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Or we could pick a reasonable time frame
and Corbett's going to be like, what?

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Who's the squad of sensible individuals
who know how to achieve a work-life

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balance? Yeah, yeah, yeah.

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What? I like Emily's idea better. Get
cracking. Or as they say in Iceland,

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What does that mean?

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Sir, please don't urinate in the thermal
hot springs.

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I only remember it because I heard it a
lot.

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No one tells a Wayne where to pee.

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They're having fun.

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Hey, do you think they'd want to go, I
don't know, bowling or something Friday

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night? Definitely.

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Oh, with you? No.

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Okay, I know you're joking, but I'm
still new in town.

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I mean, I work all the time.

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It can get kind of lonely, you know?
Listen, you seem like a nice person, but

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you're also their boss, and a boss can't
be friends with their employees.

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Well, this boss can.

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And here we go. Here we go.

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out the schedule for their umbrella.
It's ambitious, but we're not afraid of

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a little hard work.

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Fantasy Superhero League update.

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Hold that thought. If you've got the top
pick, I'd shy away from Superman.

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Sure, Supes can save an entire building
full of people, but some weeks, he only

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saves Lois Lane. And that's just one
point.

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Didn't Teddy pick him with his first
pick last year?

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Oh, I know he did. That was a rhetorical
question. Look it, Teddy!

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Fuck nothing, all right? It was the
right pick at the time. Oh, yeah, the

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right pick if you want to come in last.

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Like a bitch. Ooh!

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Yeah. Oh, Fantasy League, huh? Sounds
like my kind of fun, mixing it up with

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some friends. Fair warning.

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I can bring the trash talk.

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You do not want me coming for you on a
group email.

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Sorry.

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League's full.

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Oh, well, I am super busy anyways.

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Otherwise, I would bring it. Like a
bitch!

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Did you just call yourself a bitch?

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I am better over email.

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Let's see where we're at on the
rumbrella.

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Okay, so there's a massive super battle
above, but fortunately our customer is

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holding her rumbrella. In my mind, it's
my sweet grandma, and she's bringing me

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soup. Nice touch.

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Rubble starts to fall, and... Grandma!

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Looks like we're going to be working
late tonight.

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It doesn't mean we can't have fun.
Should we order pizza?

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Jackie, what is wrong with this picture?

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There are no women or minorities.

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Be serious.

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What is wrong is I am missing. You can
only see my shoulder.

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How did you let this happen?

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I wasn't there when the photo was taken,
Van, because you forgot your ivory

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cufflinks and made me fly 3,000 miles to
go and get them. So I'm supposed to wear

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the gold ones two days in a row like
some kind of certified pre-owned car

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salesman? You know what? Maybe I asked
too much of you. I agree.

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Maybe if I want something done right, I
should just do it myself.

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I'd love that. I'm trying to say you are
incompetent. You don't even feel shame

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properly. Didn't make the dream team,
huh, Van?

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Hello, Samuel.

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And you know that I did.

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That... That is my shoulder.

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Really? Well, that's my face.

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See, usually people prefer to have those
in pictures, which is why I'm on

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Facebook and not Shoulderbook.

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Hey, Van, how come you're not in that
photo?

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Oh, I like her.

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Samuel Green, head of human resources
and fully visible member of the Wayne

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Dream Team.

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If you need anything at all, you let me
know.

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Aw,

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he seems nice.

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So do chimps.

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Until you dress them up and have them
perform 12 Angry Men for your Yale

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buddies.

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Well, that happened.

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Guys, I can't stress enough the
importance of people's heads remaining

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attached to their bodies. Have you just
been playing that fantasy site?

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Emily, we're creative people. We can't
just grind away for 15 hours straight.

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I totally get that you have a process,
but corporate said they need this done

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by Friday.

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No, you said you need it done by Friday,
which makes me think you don't fully

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understand the meaning of the word need.

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It's like when I say I need to own a pet
shark. I don't need one. I just really

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want one.

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Emily, don't worry about it, okay? We're
going to finish this. We know how to

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manage our time.

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I think I'm going to go with the Flash
this year. You always want to go with

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the Flash. You always go with the Flash.

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We can't even see what he's doing.

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Why won't they listen? There has to be a
way to motivate them.

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There is.

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It's called being a dick.

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Yeah, but then they'll hate me.

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What would that look like? Any different
than this?

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I'm sure you look at me and think she
probably has a million friends.

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No, not once, not ever. I never thought
that. The other day I took the elevator

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up and down just trying to meet people.

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Oh my gosh, that's so sad.

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Is there any footage of that?

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Look, you're the boss.

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You've got to be the bad guy.

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Here then.

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Little pinup of some beach bunnies, eh?

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Inappropriate. That's just my daughter's
swim team.

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Makes for an uncomfortable work
environment.

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Get rid of it.

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If you want people to do what you say,
you've got to be the bad guy.

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Or someone does.

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What's your policy on people using
company computers to play Superhero

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Fantasy League? Usually we turn a blind
eye unless it's causing a problem.

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What if it is causing a problem?

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Then things get fun.

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Dan,

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I think I know how to fix the photo
situation.

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Already done.

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I'm solving this in a way that your
little mind couldn't possibly

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comprehend.

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You're taking a picture of yourself to
Photoshop it into the picture of the

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dream team, and then you're going to
mount that in the lobby instead.

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Oh. Van, please let me help you before
you do something very stupid.

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Too late!

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It's already done.

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Jackie, I know what I'm doing. My daddy
didn't have someone else raise a dog.

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Come on, come on.

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Hey, guys, how goes it? The fantasy
site's not loading. Ron, can you get on?

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No. It's blocked.

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Blocked? You sure? Let me check.

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Dang. Dang, it's a hell me too.

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Guys, I was watching that sad YouTube
video of Emily going up and down in the

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elevator when that vaguely racist
cartoon bandit came on my screen.

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What? No, it's just a fantasy site,
right? The entire internet's gone.

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I'll check Susan's computer.

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My God.

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The only site we can get on is LinkedIn.

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What monster did this to us?

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I know who did this.

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Guys, I'm sorry.

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It was HR.

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That HR did this to you.

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This is a real bummer.

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Dang. Well, I guess we might as well get
back to work. Or we could figure out how

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to get the Internet back. I mean, we're
engineers. This is what we're paid to

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do. Actually, your page... Yeah, no, no,
no, no. Don't worry. We're going to put

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everything else aside until we figure
this out.

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Emily, get in here.

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Come on!

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So, I think there was some sort of
miscommunication. I just wanted the

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fantasy site blocked. Now they're
spending all their time trying to get

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the internet back. So, if you could just
put it back.

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Emily, what do you think HR does?

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Oh, well, you know, it's... HR does
the...

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It's human resources.

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You have no idea.

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And neither does anyone else.

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So the only way for me to keep my job is
if corporate sees me doing something.

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Okay, but come on. Taking away the whole
Internet seems a little unreasonable.

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That's very aggressive language, Emily.

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You're flirting with a six-hour
anti-bullying video.

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Did you want to say something?

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Nope. Didn't think so.

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This will cut off the heating, air
conditioning, and sewage, but it might

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get us our internet back.

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Do it.

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I should have peed first.

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Hey, what are you doing coming from HR?

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Were you making that whipping noise to
other black people?

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No, I was just trying.

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To get the Internet back.

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For you guys, because I knew you wanted
it so bad.

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What? You did that for us? I mean,
nobody screws with Samuel.

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I mean, to be honest, Ron even thought
for a second that you were the reason

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the Internet was shut down.

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Ron! Hey, I had you all wrong. And I try
not to use the word hero outside of a

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sandwich context, but you just might be
one.

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You know what? We were being a little
tough on you earlier.

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What do you say about joining our
fantasy league? Well, I thought you said

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it was full.

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Susan, you're out!

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And don't give me that look, Susan. You
knew this was coming.

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Guys, let's get back to work on that
room grill. But, Emily, you wanted it by

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Friday? Did I say that? I don't even
remember.

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I think you said Monday.

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Friday. Definitely Friday. I think.
Whatever.

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Beautiful.

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You don't think the finger guns are a
little much?

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Hey, Vin.

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Hey.

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You tell me.

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Know what the best part is? Yes, I do.
But what do you think it is?

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I did this on my own. I personally told
the art department to do this for me all

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by myself.

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So instead of withstanding rubble, the
umbrella needs to repel.

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Did Van Photoshop himself into that?

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Yes, he did.

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And can we get the photo he used?

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Yes, you can.

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The team is back on track to finish
their umbrella, and they invite me into

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their fantasy league. Looks like I hit
that friend-boss sweet spot. I don't

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believe it. It doesn't exist.

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Discard.

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Van, are we friends?

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Bosses cannot be friends with their
employees. It is a myth, like the Yeti,

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or the unconditional love of a mother.

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And he has spent a lot of money in
search of both of those things.

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Although I am making progress on the
Yeti.

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What's with the finger guns?

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Oh, you don't know. You're going to love
this. Okay. Follow me.

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Now that I'm a fully visible member of
the dream team, everyone is giving me

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props.

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What the hell is this?

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You've been memed. Hey, gunslinger.

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What is happening here?

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Samuel.

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what they've done to me. Sam, come on.

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It was just a joke.

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Oh, just a joke.

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Well, I have a joke of my own.

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Knock, knock.

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Who's there?

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A six-hour anti-bullying video you'll
all be watching this weekend because I

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have just written you up.

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You are being ridiculous.

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You mean as ridiculous as you asking me
to stop them from playing their fantasy

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league? Wait, what?

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What's he talking about?

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Guys, let's be honest. We were bullying.
We need to just take our punishment and

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walk away and not listen to anything
else anyone says.

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Emily betrayed you.

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I didn't take away your internet for no
reason. She asked me to.

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I'm just going to go ride the elevator
up and down for a while.

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And the longest draft ever because Emily
had her internet taken away. Susan!

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Thanks, guys. I really appreciate you
letting me back in. Susan, you're only

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here so we can kick out Emily.

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Guys, I'm sorry.

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I should have been straight with you
from the beginning instead of going to

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HR. Are we cool?

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No, we're the opposite of cool. You're
on the very short list of things that

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upset me. It's you and the shockingly
high price of shark ownership.

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It's not all my fault. I wouldn't have
done what I did if you guys would have

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just finished their umbrella, which is,
I don't know, your job?

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we would do it. We bitch and we
procrastinate because that's what we do,

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but we would have gotten it done at the
absolute last possible minute. You said

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you had our backs, but then you went
behind our backs. Yeah, just like all

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our other bosses, except for I think I
can fly Tom.

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He never had the chance.

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Relax, Emily. We'll get it done by
Friday. You'll look great. Corporate

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will love you.

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I swear to God, if I open my eyes and
you're wearing that scream mask, I am

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going to literally piss myself. Just
open your eyes, Van.

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I told you I was there. I knew it.

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The photographer cropped you out because
you were being a dick, so I told him you

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were dying and I needed this for your
funeral.

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My God.

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Did the doctor say how long I have?

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If you never give me another raise, your
face right now is payment enough.

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I must feel so smug right now that you
handled this when I couldn't.

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It's rubble time.

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Are you ready, Emily? Sorry, I'm too
busy narking on my friend because I

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think I'm better than everybody.

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You're not better than everybody, Emily!

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I'm sorry.

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Please don't write me up. I've been
working really hard.

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I'm here to inform you that the internet
is back on and you don't have to watch

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the anti-bullying video.

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What happened?

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I'm not at liberty to say.

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I see that open-toed shoe, Susan. This
is a place of business. We're not in the

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club.

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So if I do this, none of them have to
sit through it, right? As long as the

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six-hour anti-bullying video gets
watched four times, my quota is filled.

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It can't be that bad. Oh, I've seen it
break Navy SEALs.

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There's a 75-minute song about
name-calling performed by a puppet.

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24 hours?

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She told me not to tell you, and I
wasn't going to, but then she started

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twitching. Yep, there it is.

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Uh-oh, let's get her out of there.

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If a bully's being mean, I'll always
intervene.

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Being kind and friendly's part of my
daily routine.

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Hey, it's over.

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You're safe now.

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Thank you for taking that bullet for me.

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At least I could do. I'm sorry I screwed
everything up. I was trying to be a boss

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and a friend, but I guess I ended up
being neither.

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Emily, that's not true.

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Really? Of course.

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You're definitely our boss.

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And definitely not our friend.

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That played out differently than I
thought it was going to.

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It is that we barely know you. Well, we
could get to know you. I mean, we still

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haven't finished our fantasy draft.

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All right, Emily, it's the 10th pick.
You're up.

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Should I take Batman or Crimson Fox? I
met Crimson Fox.

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Well, you gotta go with who you met.
Everyone knows that.

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Okay, Crimson Fox.

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Not even Crimson Fox would pick Crimson
Fox. Well, I bet your grandma would.

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What does that even mean? I don't know.

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Jackie, I just realized I left those
cufflinks in Greenland. I need you to

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hop on a red-eye and have them back in
time for my dinner tomorrow night. Do

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you mean these cufflinks?

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Thank you.

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Didn't polish them.

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Totally different cufflinks.

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I can't believe you've put up with him
all these years. He always remembers my

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birthday. He got my really dumb kid into
a really good school. And when my dog

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needed super expensive surgery, he paid
for a guy to come to my house and put

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him down.

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Well, that's sweet.

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So, let's take a look at that finished
umbrella.

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All right, Ron's grandma is rolling down
the street. The Flash, my number one

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pick, throws Professor Zoom into a
building because the Flash is the man.

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And this happens.

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It worked!

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I mean, obviously it worked because
these guys are the best. The rubble

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bounces off, but it destroys everyone
around it. Uh-uh-uh.

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Not if they have rumbrellas, too.

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Everyone has to have one.

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Ooh, the rumbrella taketh, but boy, does
it giveth.

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Breaking news.

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Oh, hey, guys, check this out. Super
villain Sinestro just imprisoned the

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Flash in the Phantom Zone, so it looks
like the Scarlet Speedster is going to

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be out all year.

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Hey, Teddy, did you pick the Flash like
a...

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And Crimson Fox just saved an entire
cruise ship. So if you were crazy enough

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to take her, you're feeling pretty good
about yourself.

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Oh, snap.

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I own all of you.

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I don't need to tell you. Yep,
immediately regretted it.

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That's funny.